Suspended Senator Natasha Akpoti-Uduaghan has written a letter to ‘apologise’ to the President of the Senate, Senator Godswill Akpabio, over their spat over alleged sexual harrassment.
Toeing the path of peace, she took to her Facebook page on Sunday to ‘apologise’ to Senator Akpabio for her outbursts over the issue.
The letter of apology from the Kogi State-born Federal lawmaker was titled “From the Desk of Senator Natasha Akpoti Uduaghan.”
The letter reads…
“Dear Distinguished Senate President Godswill Akpabio,
It is with the deepest sarcasm and utmost theatrical regret that I tender this apology for the grievous crime of possessing dignity and self-respect in your most exalted presence.
“I have reflected extensively on my unforgivable failure to recognise that legislative success in certain quarters is apparently not earned through merit, but through the ancient art of compliance — of the very personal kind.
“How remiss of me not to understand that my refusal to indulge your… “requests” was not merely a personal choice, but a constitutional violation of the unwritten laws of certain men’s entitlement.
“Truly, I must apologise for prioritising competence over capitulation, vision over vanity, and the people’s mandate over private dinners behind closed doors.
“I now realise the catastrophic consequences of my actions: legislation delayed, tempers flared, and the tragic bruising of egos so large they require their own postcodes.
“For this disruption to the natural order of “quid pro quo,” I bow my head in fictional shame.
“Please find it in your magnanimous heart — somewhere buried deep beneath layers of entitlement — to forgive this stubborn woman who mistakenly believed that her seat in the Senate was earned through elections, not erections.
“I remain,
“Yours in eternal resistance,
Senator Natasha H Akpoti Uduaghan, Unafraid, Unbought, and Unbroken.”
